• bf: are you scared?
  • me: in this economy who wouldn't be
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    captaiinmarvel:

    when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

    (Source: faithlehaane)

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    You made me hate myself alot
    ― 5/2/14 Six word story (via overratedsuicide)
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  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it
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